have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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kairibloodheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

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fantherapy:

Me: *communicates only through movie references*

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  • cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
  • cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

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simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

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hoechlinth:

Sheriff: *lays fatherly hand on Derek’s shoulder* you know son, we could use more guys like you on the force

Stiles: *snorts* yeah i heard the canine unit was recruiting. how’s your sense of smell?

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